PhAT: PRETTY hOT AND TEMPTING

SO, I'M PRETTY FAT. LIKE ALMOST FISTABLY FAT (I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WhAT ThAT MEANS, BUT MY BALLS RETREATED INTO MY COLON WhEN I ThOUGhT OF IT, 

SO I ThINK WE'RE GOOD 2 GO.

BUT SUDDENLY, I'VE FELT A GROWING URGE TO "DIAPhRAGM" ThE ShIT OUT OF GIRLS. 
USED TO BE, I'D GO hOME WITh A COUPLE OF SPICY ChICKEN SANDWIChES AND ThINK: 
"OKAY, SO ThIS IS GOING TO BE MY SEX TONIGhT. BUT ThAT'S JUST NOT TENDERIZING 
ThE MEAT RIGhT NOW. SO I'M WORKING TOWARDS FUCKING WEIGhT.

WhAT IS FUCKING WEIGhT YOU MIGhT ASK? IT'S SIMPLE, 
FUCKING WEIGhT IS ThE WEIGhT WhERE WOMEN OF DUPLICITOUS AND GENERALLY QUESTIONABLE 
MORALS WILL "SCRATCh MY DAWG."

SO ThIS IS MY BLAWG. ILL POST ThE "PREPPY" BULLShIT I EAT, LITTLE TIPS AND TRIX OF ThE TRADE, AND IN DEPTh REVIEWS OF ANY OF ThE BOOBS ThAT MAY STUMBLE ACROSS MY PATh. ALSO, SCAThING CRITICISMS OF NANA'S DAY TO DAY LIFE. I BID YOU... WELCOME.

P.S. I SWEAR ThAT EVEN ThOUGh I'M FAT, I CAN COMFORTABLY CATEGORIZE MY DICK SIZE AS "MEDIOCRE."